if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
And my favorite:
Originally found at Irish Dance Ryan Gosling. Oh my goodness. Make your own!
because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog
More like galaxy eyes