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c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Irish Dance Ryan Gosling

ashleyirishdances:

And my favorite:

Originally found at Irish Dance Ryan Gosling. Oh my goodness. Make your own!

torn-and-frayed-wings:

lifeinthephandom:

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

More like galaxy eyes

torn-and-frayed-wings:

lifeinthephandom:

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

More like galaxy eyes